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Recently, I took a drive up to NorCal and figured I would record something. Get things off my chest. Consider it a huge tweet! Part One And then I stopped for gas! Part Two

Upon discovering that May had been declared a nationally recognized month in which pleasuring oneself is publicly encouraged, Mistress put me to task. I am to have one orgasm per day. Woe is me, right? But for someone like me who very rarely masturbates, it's a lovely treat for which I'm grateful. More than the obvious awesome reason to masturbate, I also want to take this time to focus on the other reasons why it does a body good. An article in Best Health had six reasons why masturbation is good for your health. Here they are summarized: 1. Masturbation relieves stress Dopamine and endorphins are released. I don't know about you, but those motherfuckers make me feel really damn good. There have been days in which I can barely catch my breath. Any stress that can be lifted off my shoulders is blessing. 2. Masturbation eases menstrual cramps Turns out that the hormones released during sexual activity actually help ease pain. Maybe not one of the sexiest reasons to mas...